Shaolin Grandma

May 24, 2008

1h 12m

★ 3.5

Kung Fu has a NEW master!

Overview

At the remote and hidden Shaolinji temple, Miyoko, also known as Shaolin Grandma , has practiced martial arts fighting techniques there for many years. When she is badly defeated by Ippon-ashi, her young and attractive rival, Miyoko is thrown out of the temple. Loosing her identity, Miyoko and her two Shaolinji apprentice misfits drift to an urban town.

Genres

Action

Comedy

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Cast

Miyoko / Shaolin Grandma

Chiyoko Asami

Ippon-aishi

Nao Nagasawa

Kazuyuki Senba

Keisuke Urushizaki

Manabu Yazaki

Sentarô

Kotoe Taichi

Yasuda Dai Sâkasu

Ryûhei Ueshima

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