Disaster Movie

Aug 29, 2008

1h 27m

★ 3.2

Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed.

Overview

Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

3 in the Box

Lionsgate

Summit Entertainment

Grosvenor Park Productions

Disaster Movie Trailers

Cast

Will

Matt Lanter

Amy

Vanessa Lachey

Calvin

Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson

Enchanted Princess / Amy Winehouse Look-A-Like / Jessica Simpson Look-A-Like

Nicole Parker

Juney / Hannah Montana

Crista Flanagan

Lisa

Kim Kardashian

Wolf / Javier Bardem Look-A-Like / Police Officer / Hellboy / Batman / Beowulf / Prince Caspian

Ike Barinholtz

Beautiful Assassin

Carmen Electra

Indiana Jones

Tony Cox

Prince

Tad Hilgenbrink

Underwear Model

Nick Steele

Dr. Phil Look-A-Like / Love Guru

John Di Domenico

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