Meet the Spartans

Jan 24, 2008

1h 24m

★ 4.1

The bigger the hit, the harder they fall.

Overview

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Production Companies

New Regency Pictures

Regency Enterprises

3 in the Box

20th Century Fox

Meet the Spartans Trailers

Cast

Sonio

Travis Van Winkle

Leonidas

Sean Maguire

Queen Margo

Carmen Electra

Xerxes

Ken Davitian

Hauptmann

Kevin Sorbo

Traitoro

Diedrich Bader

Persian Emissary

Method Man

Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet

Ike Barinholtz

Pretty Girl

Lauren Walsh

Urban Girl

Tiffany Haddish

Dilio

Jareb Dauplaise

Messenger

Phil Morris

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