

WARNING! This Movie might be offensive to Righties, All Lefties, Retards, Terrorists, Pacifists, War-Mongers, Believers, the ACLU, Conservatives, Republicans, Democrats, People of Color, Non-Speakers, & Ivy League Profs., Native Americans should be Okay.
A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.

Michael Malone

General George S. Patton

Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

Angel of Death

Aziz

Mohammed

Josh

President George Washington

Todd Grosslight

Judge Clarence Henderson

George Mulrooney

Himself