An American Carol

Oct 3, 2008

1h 22m

★ 4.1

WARNING! This Movie might be offensive to Righties, All Lefties, Retards, Terrorists, Pacifists, War-Mongers, Believers, the ACLU, Conservatives, Republicans, Democrats, People of Color, Non-Speakers, & Ivy League Profs., Native Americans should be Okay.

Overview

A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Production Companies

Mpower Pictures

An American Carol Trailers

Cast

Michael Malone

Kevin Farley

General George S. Patton

Kelsey Grammer

Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

Leslie Nielsen

Angel of Death

Trace Adkins

Aziz

Robert Davi

Mohammed

Geoffrey Arend

Josh

Travis Schuldt

President George Washington

Jon Voight

Todd Grosslight

James Woods

Judge Clarence Henderson

Dennis Hopper

George Mulrooney

Kevin Sorbo

Himself

Bill O'Reilly

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

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6.1

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