Gladiatress

Aug 19, 2004

1h 29m

★ 3.7

Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?

Overview

Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain in their own unique and outrageous style.

Genres

Comedy

Adventure

Action

Production Companies

Mission Pictures

Gladiatress Trailers

Cast

Dwyfuc

Doon Mackichan

Smirgut the Fierce

Fiona Allen

Worthaboutapig

Sally Phillips

General Rhinus

David Hayman

Caesar

Ronan Vibert

Mrs Goatsplitter

Pam Ferris

Dubonet Warrior

Rory MacGregor

Jean Marcosivellauniviromandiboule

Philippe De Grossouvre

Queen Tuathfhlaifthfth

Marcia Warren

Wolfsclaw

Adam Fogerty

Crassus

Nicholas Le Prevost

French Speaker

Dermot Keaney

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

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6.1

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7.2

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