Spy Hard

May 24, 1996

1h 21m

★ 5.4

All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence.

Overview

The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Hollywood Pictures

Spy Hard Trailers

Cast

Dick Steele

Leslie Nielsen

Veronique Ukrinsky

Nicollette Sheridan

The Director

Charles Durning

Miss Cheevus

Marcia Gay Harden

Norman Coleman

Barry Bostwick

General Rancor

Andy Griffith

Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Stephanie Romanov

Desiree More

Talisa Soto

Agent Steve Bishop

Robert Guillaume

Thug #1

Carl Ciarfalio

Thug #2

Keith Campbell

Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Esau McKnight

The story of how a mysterious suitcase brings together, and changes, the lives of a divorced dad, an unhappy housewife, two hitmen, a pair of street thugs, two love struck teens, two FBI men and a psychedelic toad. Based on Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist Dave Barry's best-selling first novel, "Big Trouble."

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