National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1

Feb 4, 1993

1h 24m

★ 6.1

Oh my God. They have guns!

Overview

An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies. Two cops partner to find and stop the fiends before they can dope the nation by distributing their wares via the 'Wilderness Girls' cookie drive.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Action

Production Companies

3 Arts Entertainment

New Line Cinema

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Cast

Jack Colt

Emilio Estevez

Wes Luger

Samuel L. Jackson

Becker

Jon Lovitz

Jigsaw

Tim Curry

Destiny Demeanor

Kathy Ireland

Captain Doyle

Frank McRae

General Mortars

William Shatner

Translator

Dhiru Shah

Hindu

Gokul

Mini-Mart Punk

Tom Bruggemann

Mini-Mart Punk

Danny Castle

Irv

Lance Kinsey

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