Take the Money and Run

Aug 18, 1969

1h 25m

★ 7.1

crime lives!

Overview

Virgil Starkwell is intent on becoming a notorious bank robber. Unfortunately for Virgil and his not-so-budding career, he is completely incompetent.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Palomar Pictures International

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Cast

Virgil Starkwell

Woody Allen

Louise

Janet Margolin

Fritz

Marcel Hillaire

Miss Blair

Jacquelyn Hyde

Jake - Convict

Lonny Chapman

Al - Bank Robber

Jan Merlin

Chain Gang Warden

James Anderson

Fred

Howard Storm

Vince

Mark Gordon

Frank

Micil Murphy

Joe Agneta

Minnow Moskowitz

The Judge

Nate Jacobson

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