Take the Money and Run

Aug 18, 1969

1h 25m

★ 7.1

crime lives!

Overview

Virgil Starkwell is intent on becoming a notorious bank robber. Unfortunately for Virgil and his not-so-budding career, he is completely incompetent.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Palomar Pictures International

Take the Money and Run Trailers

Cast

Virgil Starkwell

Woody Allen

Louise

Janet Margolin

Fritz

Marcel Hillaire

Miss Blair

Jacquelyn Hyde

Jake - Convict

Lonny Chapman

Al - Bank Robber

Jan Merlin

Chain Gang Warden

James Anderson

Fred

Howard Storm

Vince

Mark Gordon

Frank

Micil Murphy

Joe Agneta

Minnow Moskowitz

The Judge

Nate Jacobson

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