Mean Machine

Dec 26, 2001

1h 39m

★ 6.2

It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!

Overview

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

SKA Films

Mean Machine Trailers

Cast

Danny Meehan

Vinnie Jones

Doc

David Kelly

Governor

David Hemmings

Burton

Ralph Brown

Massive

Vas Blackwood

Trojan

Robbie Gee

Ratchett

Geoff Bell

Sykes

John Forgeham

Tracey

Sally Phillips

Billy the Limpet

Danny Dyer

Bob Likely

Jason Flemyng

Monk

Jason Statham

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