The Longest Yard

May 27, 2005

1h 53m

★ 6.7

If you can't get out, get even.

Overview

Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the institution's football team of prison guards. Crewe suggests a tune-up game which lands him quarterbacking a crew of inmates in a game against the guards. Aided by incarcerated ex-NFL coach and player Nate Scarborough, Crewe and his team must overcome not only the bloodthirstiness of the opposition, but also the corrupt warden trying to fix the game against them.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Callahan Filmworks

Paramount Pictures

MTV Films

Columbia Pictures

Happy Madison Productions

The Longest Yard Trailers

Cast

Paul Crewe

Adam Sandler

Caretaker

Chris Rock

Warden Hazen

James Cromwell

Coach Nate Scarborough

Burt Reynolds

Megget

Nelly

Cheeseburger Eddy

Terry Crews

Captain Knauer

William Fichtner

Unger

David Patrick Kelly

Lynette

Cloris Leachman

Switowski

Bob Sapp

Deacon Moss

Michael Irvin

Ms. Tucker

Tracy Morgan

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