The Guru

Aug 21, 2002

1h 31m

★ 5.3

When he talks, women listen.

Overview

Bored with Bollywood movies but fascinated with their Hollywood counterparts from his youth, Ram dreams to become a singer and actor in America, the country where dreams are made. He is encouraged when his American-based close friend, Vijay Rao, comes for visit, and brags about driving a Mercedes and living in a penthouse.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Drama

Production Companies

Universal Pictures

StudioCanal

Working Title Films

Kalima Productions

The Guru Trailers

Cast

Ramu Gupta

Jimi Mistry

Sharonna

Heather Graham

Lexi

Marisa Tomei

Dwain

Michael McKean

Rusty McGee

Dash Mihok

Vijay Rao

Emil Marwa

Chantal

Christine Baranski

Edwin

Ronald Guttman

Randy

Bobby Cannavale

Josh's Assistant

Jason Harris

Wedding Dancer

Colleen Hawks

Indian Prince

Rahim Omar

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