The Vampire Santa I: The Begining

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Overview

A benevolent 17th-century toymaker leaves his shop one night to take some toys to children whose parents can't afford them. On his way back, he meets some attractive women with exaggerated orthodontics, and what he's become still exists in the present, still judges who are naughty and nice but few would call him benevolent.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Sal Lizard Productions

The Vampire Santa I: The Begining Trailers

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Cast

Gertie

Brinke Stevens

Erik

James Stokes

Nebula

Kaylee Williams

Ingred

Genoveva Rossi

Linda

Deborah Dutch

The Cranky Old Villager

Sal Lizard

Cleve

Cleve Hall

Laya

Liane Langford

Vincent

Timothy Sean Worly

Makenna

Makenna Rhode

Santiago

Santiago Cirilo

Anika

Amanda Rose Mattingly

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