Massacre on Aisle 12

Nov 5, 2016

1h 23m

★ 4.9

Slashing everything in store!

Overview

A hardware store employee's first night on the job is disrupted by the discovery of a dead body and a duffel bag full of cash. He and his co-workers soon descend into madness as they try to figure out a solution to their predicament in this unsettling horror comedy.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Code 3 Films

Full Auto Films

Massacre on Aisle 12 Trailers

Cast

Jack

Chad Ridgely

Dave

Michael Buonomo

Otto

Jim Klock

Mr. Kipper

Doug Burch

Pharms

Mike Capozzi

Black Jack

Aikido Burgess

Tara

Melissa Saint-Amand

Santa

William Mark McCullough

Barbie

Amber Jean

Mitch

Anthony Paderewski

Joey

John Geoffrey Wilson

Slim Jim

Jermaine Rivers

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