The Fearless Vampire Killers

Nov 13, 1967

1h 48m

★ 7.0

Who says Vampires are no laughing matter?

Overview

A noted professor and his dim-witted apprentice fall prey to their inquiring vampires, while on the trail of the ominous damsel in distress.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Filmways Pictures

Cadre Films

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer British Studios

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

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Cast

Professor Abronsius

Jack MacGowran

Alfred

Roman Polanski

Shagal, the Inn-Keeper

Alfie Bass

Rebecca Shagal

Jessie Robins

Sarah Shagal

Sharon Tate

Count von Krolock / Narrator

Ferdy Mayne

Herbert von Krolock

Iain Quarrier

Koukol, the Servant

Terry Downes

Magda, the Maid

Fiona Lewis

Village Idiot

Ronald Lacey

Sleigh Driver

Sydney Bromley

Woodcutter

Andreas Malandrinos

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