Thar She Blows!

Dec 27, 1968

1h 24m

★ 2.5

Adult Motion Pictures Have Come of Age...! a story of men and women who GO DOWN to the sea in ships...

Overview

A crazed sea captain goes on a bloody rampage after his vessel is commissioned by a sleazy film producer and a trio of vixens.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Entertainment Ventures (EVI)

Thar She Blows! Trailers

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Cast

Teddy

Shari Mann

Captain Bob Frigate

Steve Vincent

Sally Frigate

Chris Mathis

Kenyon Adler

Stuart Lancaster

Bartender

David F. Friedman

Wendy

Debbie Hart

Sheri

Lynne Lori

Phil Latio

John Alderman

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