Thar She Blows!

Dec 27, 1968

1h 24m

★ 3.0

Adult Motion Pictures Have Come of Age...! a story of men and women who GO DOWN to the sea in ships...

Overview

A crazed sea captain goes on a bloody rampage after his vessel is commissioned by a sleazy film producer and a trio of vixens.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Entertainment Ventures (EVI)

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Cast

Teddy

Shari Mann

Captain Bob Frigate

Steve Vincent

Sally Frigate

Chris Mathis

Kenyon Adler

Stuart Lancaster

Bartender

David F. Friedman

Wendy

Debbie Hart

Sheri

Lynne Lori

Phil Latio

John Alderman

Nine-year-old Frankie and his single mum Lizzie have been on the move ever since Frankie can remember, most recently arriving in a seaside Scottish town. Wanting to protect her deaf son from the truth that they've run away from his father, Lizzie has invented a story that he is away at sea on the HMS Accra. Every few weeks, Lizzie writes Frankie a make-believe letter from his father, telling of his adventures in exotic lands. As Frankie tracks the ship's progress around the globe, he discovers that it is due to dock in his hometown. With the real HMS Accra arriving in only a fortnight, Lizzie must choose between telling Frankie the truth or finding the perfect stranger to play Frankie's father for just one day...

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