Wild Gals of the Naked West

May 9, 1962

1h 5m

★ 3.5

A SINtillating, titillating, rollicking, raucous, romp through the wild & swinging West

Overview

An old geezer recalls some of the antics of the citizens of his Western town, more wild and woolly than Tombstone or Dodge City. In this town, they shoot like Stormtroopers, the women seek new meat, and practical jokers abound.

Genres

Comedy

Western

Production Companies

Pad-Ram Enterprises

Films Pacifica Inc.

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Cast

The Stranger

Sammy Gilbert

Crazy Redskin

Anthony-James Ryan

Jackie Moran

Golden Nuggets Girl (as Teri Taylor)

Terri Taylor

Snake Wolf

Frank Bolger

Snick

Werner Kirsch

The Bosom

Julie Williams

Ken Parker

Charles G. Schelling

Nate Schwantze

Barbara Baral

Arlyn Solomon

Lord John Morgan has returned to civilized life in England, but finds he has nothing but disdain for that life. Yearning to embrace the simplicity of the American West-and the Yellow Hands Sioux tribe he left behind, Morgan returns to the tribe's land only to discover that they've been decimated by ruthless, government-backed fur traders. Led by Horse, they fight to repossess their land.

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5.9

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