Titanic 2000

Jan 1, 1999

1h 25m

★ 3.0

A Vampire's Lust is Unsinkable.

Overview

The luxury liner Titanic 2000 has set sail on its maiden voyage, and one of the passengers is the vampire Vladamina. Vladamina is searching for a woman she can turn into a vampire queen, and frustrated rock groupie Shari looks to be a perfect target. As various people get seduced and/or killed as the liner continues on its doomed voyage, Shari must chose between eternity as a living dead sex slave or a frigid grave at the bottom of the ocean.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

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Cast

Vladimina

Tammy Parks

Shari O`Kari

Tina Krause

Molly Black

Elizabeth Cintron

Mr. Blatent

David Fine

Chimes / Edmund

Bob MacKay

Eegor / Captain Skinner

Michael R. Thomas

1st Victim

Suzanne Lenore

2nd Victim

Jasi Cotton Lanier

Winslow

John Bacchus

Mr. Smythe / Second Mate

Jeffrey Faoro

Mr. Pissington

Pete Jacelone

Beaner / Ralph / Guitar Player

William Hellfire

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