Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans

Oct 25, 2014

1h 40m

★ 5.0

This has been Hans approved

Overview

A disturbing mystery lurks on a old backwoods farm brought to new light when a traveling camera team arrives... seeking the one and only Hans Crippleton.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Heart and Fire Productions

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans Trailers

Cast

Hans Crippleton

Kevon Ward

Mama Crippleton

Irene Leonard

Cousin Bumpkin

Heath C. Heine

Barnaby Hunt

Andy Hankins

Bokor

Perry B. Anthony

Hans' Agent

R.J. Wagner

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