Nowhere Man

Mar 11, 2005

1h 18m

★ 1.0

Overview

A desperate man ventures into a dangerous and sordid underworld of crime and pornography in search of his severed genitalia which is held for ransom by his disgruntled former girlfriend.

Genres

Comedy

Thriller

Production Companies

King Cobra Films

Nowhere Man Trailers

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Cast

Conrad

Michael Rodrick

Jennifer

Debbie Rochon

Daddy Mac

Frank Olivier

Dr. Johnson

Lloyd Kaufman

Bar Patron

Paul Williams

Speed

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Larry

James Burton

Shannon

Mark Tchelistcheff

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