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Sportsman's Memories

Apr 22, 1944

0h 9m

★ 0.0

Overview

Filmmaker Pete Smith is very protective of the trophies and other mementos associated with his films that are located in his office at the studio, but knows that Joe Funk, the studio custodian who cleans his office, is the one who is always fussing around with those mementos. As Joe fiddles around with those mementos on this specific occasion, Pete recalls the films and incidents associated with those items, most which are related to sporting events.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

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Cast

Narrator (voice)

Pete Smith

Fabian Tecumseh 'Joe' Funk (uncredited)

Dave O'Brien

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