My Big Fat Independent Movie

Sep 30, 2005

1h 20m

★ 3.3

The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!

Overview

This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!

Genres

Comedy

Action

Mystery

Thriller

Romance

Crime

Music

Production Companies

Film Threat DVD

Aloha Pictures

Big Fat Movies

My Big Fat Independent Movie Trailers

Cast

Julianne

Paget Brewster

Sam Saperstein

Neil Barton

Anomalie

Ashley Head

Harvey Hirschberg

Eric Hoffman

Memento Guy

Brian Krow

Johnny Vince

Darren Keefe Reiher

Surprise Chocolate Lover

Averill Kessee

Heather Picture

Jeanelle Smith

Heather (voice)

Saba Homayoon

Answering Machine (voice)

Jason Mewes

Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband

Gregory Gifford Giles

Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1

Nicolas Read

Buck is a Vietnam vet, recently released from prison. He returns home to discover the town being terrorized by a vicious motorcycle gang. When the bikers murder his wife and traumatize his daughter, Buck and his friends arm themselves to the teeth and wage war against the gang to destroy them once and for all.

6.4

Hair High

Apr 17, 2004

Bill Plympton's gothic '50s high-school comedy about a love-triangle that goes terribly wrong. Two murdered teens return from the grave, then go to their prom to get revenge.

7.4

Love Jones

Mar 14, 1997

Darius Lovehall is a young black poet in Chicago who starts dating Nina Moseley, a beautiful and talented photographer. While trying to figure out if they've got a "love thing" or are just "kicking it," they hang out with their friends, talking about love and sex. Then Nina tests the strength of Darius' feelings and sets a chain of romantic complications into motion.

4.7

Joysticks

Mar 4, 1983

A successful businessman attempts to shut down a video arcade he believes is harmful to the mental health of children.

6.6

Brand Upon the Brain!

May 9, 2007

After returning home to his long-estranged mother upon a request from her deathbed, a man raised by his parents in an orphanage has to confront the childhood memories that have long haunted him.

3.0

Fat Slags

Oct 15, 2004

Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.

2.5

Final Justice

Oct 28, 1984

Due to his violent past, Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III has been transferred to a rural outpost. When two thugs kill the sheriff, Geronimo shoots one of them, and the other vows revenge. Unfortunately for Geronimo, that thug turns out to be a mob boss, and the court orders Geronimo to extradite him back to his home in Sicily. When their plane is hijacked, the adversaries find their roles reversed.

2.4

Ben & Arthur

Sep 9, 2002

A pair of recently married gay men are threatened by one of the partners' brother, a religious fanatic who plots to murder them after being ostracized by his church.

4.2

Team Picture

Jul 2, 2007

A realistic character study of a young man in his early 20s negotiating a disintegrating relationship with an ambitious artist/photographer girlfriend and an ascending fling with an adventurous floater, as well as pressures from his family and society to go to college/make steps toward success, all the while becoming increasingly interested in the questionably viable life of playing guitar.

10.0

The Princess Strikes Back

Jul 19, 2014

Misfortune and tribulations with domestic violence lead to an expectable romance. The fairy godfather must save poor Cinderfella from misery and servitude. How will the princess strike back, exactly? This modernized fairy-tale short film by Keeley Knight and Dave Lojek reverses gender roles.

4.7

I Was a Teenage Zombie

Jul 1, 1987

A high-school student and a drug pusher land in a nuclear-wasted river and come out zombies.

4.2

Splatter University

Jul 13, 1984

A sociology instructor finds her new teaching duties at a private college interrupted by the presence of a killer.

6.1

Sidewalks of New York

Nov 23, 2001

The film follows the marital and dating lives of three men and three women who unknowingly form a tangled web of relationships. Interspersing "man on the street" interviews with scenes from the six characters' lives, the film weaves a humorous and biting commentary on the game of love -- easy to start, hard to finish.

6.6

Sixty Six

Nov 3, 2006

A boy's Bar Mitzvah looks set to be a disaster when it coincides with the 1966 World Cup Final.

5.8

Mind the Gap

Jan 1, 2004

Five seemingly unrelated people decide to take huge risks in their personal lives in an effort to find happiness.

4.8

The Pleasure Drivers

Jun 28, 2006

"The Pleasure Drivers" lays out three separate interconnected stories involving an adulterous therapist, a young sociopath call girl, a vicious lesbian hit woman, a white trash kidnapper, and a brain-damaged ex-cult guru. It's described as funny, sexy, edgy and dangerous. The Pleasure Drivers energetically explores the shadow side of Los Angeles and how it gleefully relates to the gasoline of libido.

1.3

Identity Crisis

Sep 15, 1989

A rapper finds himself possessed by the soul of a dead fashion designer; frequently switching personalities.

2.6

Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues

Feb 13, 1984

Having heard tales of Bigfoot wreaking havoc in the swamps of Louisiana, a zoology professor sets out to investigate these strange occurrences for himself, aided by a ragtag team. Hitting the road in their camper, the group encounter person after person who relay their strange and often frightening encounters with the beast, while the creature itself remains elusive...

4.0

The Auteur

Apr 25, 2008

THE AUTEUR follows formerly renowned porn director Arturo Domingo (Five Easy Nieces, Requiem for a Wet Dream) through a bizarre weekend as he receives a lifetime achievement award at a film festival in Portland, OR. Encountering crazed fans, former collaborators, bitter enemies and free-loving hippies, Arturo attempts to put the pieces of his broken career and personal life back together.

3.2

Shaolin Grandma

May 24, 2008

At the remote and hidden Shaolinji temple, Miyoko, also known as Shaolin Grandma , has practiced martial arts fighting techniques there for many years. When she is badly defeated by Ippon-ashi, her young and attractive rival, Miyoko is thrown out of the temple. Loosing her identity, Miyoko and her two Shaolinji apprentice misfits drift to an urban town.