My Big Fat Independent Movie

Sep 30, 2005

1h 20m

★ 3.3

The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!

Overview

This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!

Genres

Comedy

Action

Mystery

Thriller

Romance

Crime

Music

Production Companies

Film Threat DVD

Aloha Pictures

Big Fat Movies

My Big Fat Independent Movie Trailers

Cast

Julianne

Paget Brewster

Sam Saperstein

Neil Barton

Anomalie

Ashley Head

Harvey Hirschberg

Eric Hoffman

Memento Guy

Brian Krow

Johnny Vince

Darren Keefe Reiher

Surprise Chocolate Lover

Averill Kessee

Heather Picture

Jeanelle Smith

Heather (voice)

Saba Homayoon

Answering Machine (voice)

Jason Mewes

Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband

Gregory Gifford Giles

Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1

Nicolas Read

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