Bloodsucking Bastards

Aug 28, 2015

1h 24m

★ 5.5

Work. It sucks the life out of you.

Overview

A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

MTY Productions

Fortress Features

Bloodsucking Bastards Trailers

Cast

Evan

Fran Kranz

Tim

Joey Kern

Ted

Joel Murray

Max

Pedro Pascal

Amanda

Emma Fitzpatrick

Elaine

Zabeth Russell

Zabeth

Yvette Yates Redick

Andrew

Justin Ware

Corporate Guest

Matthew Lillard

Dave

David F. Park

Jack the Intern

Parvesh Cheena

Frank

Marshall Givens

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