The Last Remake of Beau Geste

Jun 15, 1977

1h 25m

★ 5.5

Overview

Digby Geste joins his brother, Beau, in the Foreign Legion following the theft of a priceless family heirloom.

Genres

Adventure

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Universal Pictures

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Cast

Flavia Geste

Ann-Margret

Dagobert 'Digby' Geste

Marty Feldman

Beau Geste

Michael York

Sergeant Markov

Peter Ustinov

Sheikh

James Earl Jones

Sir Hector

Trevor Howard

General Pecheur

Henry Gibson

Governor

Terry-Thomas

Boldini

Roy Kinnear

Crumble

Spike Milligan

Sheikh's Aide & Camel Salesman

Avery Schreiber

Judge

Hugh Griffith

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