The Pirate Movie

Aug 6, 1982

1h 45m

★ 5.3

Buckle Your Swash and Jolly Your Roger for the Funniest Rock 'N Rollickin' Adventure Ever!

Overview

Left behind by her friends on a boat trip, contemporary teen Mabel takes pursuit but is knocked unconscious on an island, where she has a dream involving pirates, sisters, a modern major-general, romance, and adventure.

Genres

Romance

Adventure

Comedy

Production Companies

Joseph Hamilton International Productions

The Pirate Movie Trailers

Cast

Mabel Stanley

Kristy McNichol

Frederic / Fencing Instructor

Christopher Atkins

Pirate King

Ted Hamilton

Major-General Stanley

Bill Kerr

Ruth

Maggie Kirkpatrick

Edith

Kate Ferguson

Kate

Rhonda Burchmore

Aphrodite

Linda Nagle

Pirate

Paul Graham

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