Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead

Jan 19, 2009

1h 29m

★ 4.2

Death. It's not for everyone.

Overview

Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!

Genres

Comedy

Horror

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Cast

Julian Marsh

Jake Hoffman

Anna

Devon Aoki

Charlotte Lawrence

Geneva Carr

Vince

Kris Lemche

Theo Horace / Horatio

John Ventimiglia

Hugo Pepper

Waris Ahluwalia

Zadeska

Azie Tesfai

Lyuba

Carmen Goodine

Bobby Bianchi

Ralph Macchio

Hamlet

Joey Kern

Detective Wimbly

Jeremy Sisto

Chip Zien

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