Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead

Jan 19, 2009

1h 29m

★ 4.2

Death. It's not for everyone.

Overview

Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead Trailers

Cast

Julian Marsh

Jake Hoffman

Anna

Devon Aoki

Charlotte Lawrence

Geneva Carr

Vince

Kris Lemche

Theo Horace / Horatio

John Ventimiglia

Hugo Pepper

Waris Ahluwalia

Zadeska

Azie Tesfai

Lyuba

Carmen Goodine

Bobby Bianchi

Ralph Macchio

Hamlet

Joey Kern

Detective Wimbly

Jeremy Sisto

Chip Zien

An explosive comedy, by the author of I really like what you do. Definition: Weapon of mass destruction with dreamy measurements, "babysitting" your children during the holidays. Put it there with a neurotic mother in full "post-natal" depression, a father who is in his midlife crisis, a friend of the heavy flirtatious incorrigible family and note the damage: An explosion ... of assured laughter.

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