National Lampoon's Gold Diggers

Jun 15, 2003

1h 27m

★ 3.2

A comedy about two guys who'd do anything to be on top.

Overview

Calvin and Leonard, two broke losers, are arrested for trying to rob rich old sisters Doris and Betty. The women have a change of heart, drop the charges and invite the the boys over to their mansion. Calvin decides he and Leonard should marry the women, and, when they soon die, live off the inheritance. The ladies, however, have run into their own financial troubles and wed the boys with plans of murdering them for insurance money.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

P&A Releasing

Voyage Entertainment

Delfino Entertainment

National Lampoon Productions

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Cast

Cal

Will Friedle

Lenny

Chris Owen

Charlene

Nikki Ziering

Doris

Louise Lasser

Betty

Renée Taylor

Uncle Walt

Rudy De Luca

Mr. Woo

Jack Ong

Minister

J.J. Cole

Gospel Singer

Carmen Twillie

Jail Guard

Gabriel Bologna

Woman on the Street

Mary Albee

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6.5

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6.6

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3.1

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5.6

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3.9

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6.8

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6.2

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4.5

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