Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens

May 11, 1979

1h 33m

★ 5.3

Six Chicks in search of a Cluck! ...and so hilariously funny!

Overview

Believe it or not, even Smalltown USA, those unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty reside. Levonna and Lamar could have the perfect relationship, were it not for Lamar's obsession with rear entry.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

RM Films International

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Cast

Lavonia / Lola Langusta

Kitten Natividad

Eufaula Roop

Ann Marie

Lamar Shedd

Ken Kerr

Junkyard Sal

June Mack

Mr. Peterbuilt

Patrick Wright

Martin Bormann

Henry Rowland

Dr. Asa Lavender

Robert E. Pearson

Semper Fidelis

Michael Finn

Nurse Flovilla Thatch

Sharon Ceccatti

Beau Badger

Don Scarborough

Tyrone

Aram Katcher

Zebulon

DeForest Covan

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