Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens

May 11, 1979

1h 33m

★ 5.3

Six Chicks in search of a Cluck! ...and so hilariously funny!

Overview

Believe it or not, even Smalltown USA still has people who are unfulfilled and unrelieved in the midst of plenty. Levonna and Lamar could have the perfect relationship, were it not for Lamar's obsession with rear entry.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

RM Films International

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Cast

Lavonia / Lola Langusta

Kitten Natividad

Eufaula Roop

Ann Marie

Lamar Shedd

Ken Kerr

Junkyard Sal

June Mack

Mr. Peterbuilt

Patrick Wright

Martin Bormann

Henry Rowland

Dr. Asa Lavender

Robert E. Pearson

Semper Fidelis

Michael Finn

Nurse Flovilla Thatch

Sharon Ceccatti

Beau Badger

Don Scarborough

Tyrone

Aram Katcher

Zebulon

DeForest Covan

Sex is a background to examine intimacy and vulnerability. Looks at the complexity of modern day relationships told through eight separate couples. Through dialogue and compromising situations, the film takes us from the beginning of a relationship to the aftermath of one, and examines every stage in between seeing humor within the drama, heartache and confusion of it all.

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