The Wackiest Ship in the Army

Dec 29, 1960

1h 39m

★ 5.9

You'll crack your timbers when you see how the Navy sticks the Army sad sacks with the crumbiest ship afloat!

Overview

Lieutenant Rip Crandall is hoodwinked into taking command of the "Wackiest Ship in the Navy" – a real garbage scow with a crew of misfits who don't know a jib from a jigger. What none of them knows, including Crandall, is that this ship has a very important top-secret mission to complete in waters patrolled by the Japanese fleet. Their mission will save hundreds of allied lives – if only they can get there in one piece.

Genres

Comedy

War

Production Companies

Columbia Pictures

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Cast

Rip Crandall

Jack Lemmon

Tommy Hanson

Ricky Nelson

Wilbur Vandewater

John Lund

Patterson

Chips Rafferty

Captain McClung

Tom Tully

Josh Davidson

Joby Baker

A.J. Sparks

Warren Berlinger

Maggie

Patricia Driscoll

Jack MacCarthy

Mike Kellin

Dennis Foster

Richard Anderson

Johnson

Alvy Moore

Samada

Teru Shimada

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