The Cruise

Oct 19, 1970

1h 5m

★ 7.0

Overview

A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Zespół Filmowy "Tor"

PRF "Zespoły Filmowe"

The Cruise Trailers

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Cast

KO Instructor

Stanisław Tym

Young Girl

Jolanta Lothe

Ms. Mamoń

Wanda Stanisławska-Lothe

Instructor's Friend

Jerzy Dobrowolski

Philosopher

Andrzej Dobosz

Seaman

Feridun Erol

Sidorowski

Jan Himilsbach

Angler

Jerzy Karaszkiewicz

Engineer Mamoń

Zdzisław Maklakiewicz

Passenger

Maciej Michalak

Captain

Ryszard Pietruski

Passenger

Wojciech Pokora

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