A Chaste Spanish Man

Oct 29, 1973

1h 36m

★ 5.0

Overview

Don Santiago, a forty-year-old owner of a pastry shop in Madrid de los Austrias, receives surprising news: a woman, in fact his real mother, leaves him with a brothel in England.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

José Frade

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Cast

Santiago

José Luis López Vázquez

Inés

Esperanza Roy

Norma

Mirta Miller

Verónica

Patty Shepard

Esther

Teresa Rabal

Sirvienta

María Isbert

Doña Celia

María Francés

Cliente

Eduardo Calvo

Prostituta

Mara Goyanes

Emilio Mellado

Saturno Cerra

Miguel del Castillo

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