Secret Confessions in a Cloistered Convent

Jan 1, 1972

1h 20m

★ 2.3

Overview

A young libertine after a series of love affairs, to escape the wrath of the betrayed husband disguises himself as a monk and hides in a convent where one immediately realizes how much his presence is very welcome.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

CRC Produzioni

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Cast

Domenico

Mark Damon

Madonna Lisa

Rosalba Neri

Angelo Bassi

Cresponzio's Servant

Leo Valeriano

Innkeeper's Wife

Ivana Novak

Innkeeper

Nino Musco

Cresponzio

Renato Lupi

Dulcinea - Maid of Innkeeper

Angela Bo

Gino Turini

Young Nun

Mirella Rossi

Prior

Alfredo Rizzo

Strangolagalli

Giancarlo Badessi

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