Vampires Suck

Aug 18, 2010

1h 22m

★ 4.4

Some sagas just won't die.

Overview

Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Production Companies

Road Rebel

Regency Enterprises

20th Century Fox

Dune Entertainment

3 in the Box

Vampires Suck Trailers

Cast

Becca Crane

Jenn Proske

Edward

Matt Lanter

Jacob White

Chris Riggi

Frank Crane

Diedrich Bader

Jennifer

Anneliese Van Der Pol

Daro

Ken Jeong

Rachel

Arielle Kebbel

Iris Sullen

Kelsey Ledgin

June

Emily Brobst

Eden

Crista Flanagan

Principal Smith

Dave Foley

Nicholas

Mike Mayhall

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