Jane Austen's Mafia!

Jul 24, 1998

1h 24m

★ 5.5

See it early. Avoid the mob.

Overview

After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Tapestry Films

Jane Austen's Mafia! Trailers

Cast

Anthony Cortino

Jay Mohr

Joey Cortino

Billy Burke

Diane Steen

Christina Applegate

Pepper Gianini

Pamela Gidley

Sophia

Olympia Dukakis

Vincenzo Cortino

Lloyd Bridges

Young Vincenzo

Jason Fuchs

Clamato

Joe Viterelli

Marzoni

Tony Lo Bianco

Fatso Paulie Orsatti

Blake Hammond

Frankie Totino

Philip Suriano

Gorgoni

Vincent Pastore

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