Getting Any?

Feb 11, 1995

1h 48m

★ 5.7

Overview

While pursuing his dream of having car sex, a goofy middle-aged man makes all the wrong moves and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Office Kitano

Getting Any? Trailers

Cast

Asao

Dankan

Asao's Wife

Moeko Ezawa

Audition Judge

Hakuryu

Doctor

Hideo Higashikokubaru

Chief of World Defence Force

Akiji Kobayashi

Pilot

Guadalcanal Taka

Asao's Mother

Tokie Hidari

Head Yakuza 1

Tetsuya Yuuki

Head Yakuza 2

Yuuji Minakata

Head Yakuza 3

Ren Osugi

Man at Bus Stop

Makoto Tsugawa

Injured Yakuza

Susumu Terajima

Two contract killers cross paths in the middle of the same job and realize they are childhood friends. Together they take a break from killing and visit the small island they once called home. After reflecting on their past lives they decided to team up and use their talents in killing for good... much to the upset of the crime syndicates.

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7.1

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7.3

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7.3

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6.4

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6.6

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8.0

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7.6

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7.0

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4.7

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6.4

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0.0

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8.0

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7.2

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5.5

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6.9

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7.8

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5.5

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7.4

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