Nobody's Perfect

Jan 12, 1968

1h 43m

★ 5.5

Have fun!... with the way-out swingin' crew of the U.S.S. Bustard!

Overview

This military service comedy chronicles the misadventures of the U.S.S. Bustard in Japan. The crew has stolen a Buddha statue from a Japanese village, which if discovered missing, would threaten Japanese/American relations. Doc Willoughby is the ship's petty officer, whose antics are constantly getting him into trouble with his captain. On shore leave, Willoughby falls for a seemingly demure Japanese girl in a kimono shop, who actually turns out to be a Japanese/American nurse in the US Navy, Lt. Tomiko Momoyama. However, it turns out she was betrothed as a child to a traditional Japanese man named Toshi, who fully intends on enforcing tradition. Willoughby divides his time between trying to return the Buddha statue back to the Japanese village it rightfully belongs to, and trying to woo Tomiko from the traditional Japanese man she rightfully belongs to.

Genres

Comedy

War

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Cast

Doc Willoughby

Doug McClure

Terry Abelard

Marian Collier

Capt. Mike Riley

James Whitmore

Boats McCafferty

David Hartman

Nurse Tomiko Momyama

Nancy Kwan

Walt Purdy

Gary Vinson

Diver Toshi O'Hara

James Shigeta

Johnny Crane

Steve Carlson

Hamner

George Furth

Gondai-San

Keye Luke

Marci Adler

Jill Donohue

Lt. Large

Bea Bradley

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