Beverly Hills Ninja

Jan 17, 1997

1h 28m

★ 5.6

He puts the Mortal back in Kombat.

Overview

Haru, an orphaned American who washes ashore in Japan and is mistaken for the great White Ninja of legend. Raised among the finest Ninjas, Haru grows strong and big - very big. With the grace of all Three Stooges rolled into one body, Haru is an embarrassment to his clan. But when a beautiful blonde pleads for his help, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Motion Picture Corporation of America

TriStar Pictures

Beverly Hills Ninja Trailers

Cast

Haru

Chris Farley

Allison Page / Sally Jones

Nicollette Sheridan

Gobei

Robin Shou

Martin Tanley

Nathaniel Parker

Joey

Chris Rock

Sensei

Soon-Tek Oh

Nobu

Keith Cooke

Izumo

François Chau

Old Japanese Man

Dale Ishimoto

Head Kobudosai

Daming Chen

Mr. Ozaru

Burt Bulos

Billy's Dad

Tom Bailey

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