They Want Dick Dickster

Nov 13, 2018

1h 30m

★ 6.0

The Cult wants the movie director... dead!

Overview

Hollywood movie director, Dick Dickster, is a drunk hack with a big ego and a bad attitude. He's broke, in debt, and unemployable. His manager, Sammy Davas Jr. wants to dump him as a client. His wife, Hardy, is divorcing him and wants alimony. Dick owes the mob fifty grand and hit man Tony Baritoni has been sent to collect. And District Attorney Ed Lawler is re investigating statutory rape charges against Dick from his cult movie: Cult of Doom. A film school student, Tim Meeks begins filming a documentary about Dick. They interview producers, directors and actors about their bizarre encounters with The Dickster. Then a mysterious XXX producer, Coco Hart, offers Dick 100-K to turn Cult of Doom into: Cult of Poon. Dick can't say no.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Indy Films

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Cast

Dick Dickster

Robert R. Shafer

Sammy Davas Jr

Tim Russ

Tony Baritoni

Tim Abell

Coco Hart

Jan Broberg

Tim Meeks

Jared Cohn

Hardy Dickster

Melanie Good

Peaches Ripen

Cela Scott

Charles B. Good

Caleb Thomas

Teddy Spitz

Pancho Moler

Turk Manly

Calvin Tenner

Hugg Nutts

Frankie Cullen

Ed Lawler

Darin Cooper

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8.1

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5.7

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7.0

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6.5

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6.2

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