Two Tough Guys

Sep 5, 2003

1h 39m

★ 5.2

Overview

Two botcher killers, Paco and Alex carry out a crime caper. Later on, they are joined by Tatiana - a young whore, who shows great love for Alex. In pursuing its objective the losers will face a group of murderers, a butcher with dark business, a nasty gangster and a lot more...

Genres

Crime

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Impala

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Cast

Paco

Antonio Resines

Alex

Jordi Vilches

Tatiana

Elena Anaya

Aramis

Rosa María Sardà

Victor

Joan Crosas

Don Rodrigo

Manuel Alexandre

Raulito

Pedro Beitia

Bebe

Fele Martínez

Reinaldo Peña

Jaime Blanch

Reme

Mariola Fuentes

Gumersindo

Antonio Gamero

Jacinto Casar

Alfredo Díaz

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