Seven Chances

Mar 15, 1925

0h 56m

★ 7.5

Seven laughs a minute!

Overview

Struggling stockbroker Jimmie Shannon learns that, if he gets married by 7 p.m. on his 27th birthday -- which is today -- he'll inherit $7 million from an eccentric relative.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Buster Keaton Productions

Seven Chances Trailers

Cast

James 'Jimmie' Shannon

Buster Keaton

Billy Meekin, His Partner

T. Roy Barnes

His Lawyer

Snitz Edwards

Mary Jones, His Girl

Ruth Dwyer

Mrs. Jones, Her Mother

Frances Raymond

The Clergyman

Erwin Connelly

The Hired Hand

Jules Cowles

First Chance: Girl Who Laughs at Jimmie at the Club

Eugenia Gilbert

Second Chance: Girl Who Laughs at Jimmie at the Golf Course

Doris Deane

Third Chance: Girl Who Shreds 'Will You Marry Me' Note

Judy King

Fourth Chance: Girl Who Refuses on a False Assumption

Hazel Deane

Fifth Chance: Girl Proposed to Going Up the Staircase

Bartine Burkett

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