Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

Aug 17, 1989

1h 29m

★ 0.0

Overview

In this wacky comedy, teen-aged Tony (Bentley C. Mitchum) has never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

K.S. Film

Lisa Film

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Cast

Johannes / Elefanten-Joe Thalberg

Christopher Mitchum

Angela

Angela Alvarado

Pfarrer

John Hillerman

KX 3

Julia Kent

Ida

Corinna Drews

Anführer der Spione

Amadeus August

Gundula

Käte Jaenicke

Geyer

John van Dreelen

Bischof

Ernest Borgnine

Colonel

Arthur Brauss

Karl

Rüdiger Bahr

Peter

Robi Draco Rosa

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