Bonditis, or the Horrible and Terrible Adventures of a Nearly Normal Human Being

Mar 1, 1968

1h 31m

★ 2.0

Hilarious FUN…with the young man who thought he was - JAMES BOND

Overview

His name is Born, Frank Born, and he suffers from an illness known as Bonditis!! In this very funny parody, Frank believes he is James Bond. His entire reality is shaped around this fantasy as he believes he has to save the world!

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Turnus Film

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Cast

Frank Born

Gerd Baltus

Hata Sari

Marion Jacob

die Blondine

Christiane Rücker

der Asket

Herbert Weicker

Heidi

Bella Neri

der Ringer

Henning Schlüter

Peter Oehme

Der Weiche

Albert Mol

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