If Looks Could Kill

Mar 15, 1991

1h 28m

★ 6.1

He's having the adventure of someone else's life.

Overview

Michael Corben, along with the rest of his high-school French class, sets out for a trip to France when he is mistaken for an agent of the same name. He is beseiged by both the good guys and the bad guys. British Intelligence outfits him with a series of James-Bond-like gizmos, and Steranko sends more would-be assassins after him. Can Michael stop the evil Steranko's plans for European domination?

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Warner Bros. Pictures

If Looks Could Kill Trailers

Cast

Michael Corben

Richard Grieco

Mariska

Gabrielle Anwar

Augustus Steranko

Roger Rees

Ilsa Grunt

Linda Hunt

Patricia Grober

Robin Bartlett

Areola Canasta

Carole Davis

Vendetta Galante

Geraldine James

Richardson

Michael Siberry

Blade

Roger Daltrey

Lt. Col. Larabee

Frederick Coffin

Zigesfeld

Tom Rack

Kent

Oliver Dear

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