The Flying Scissors

Jan 1, 2009

1h 32m

★ 2.8

Overview

An irreverent look inside the world of competitive "Rock, Paper, Scissors." Follow a stay-at-home Dad, a professional trash-talker and many others who vie for the title of champion.

Genres

Comedy

The Flying Scissors Trailers

Cast

Phil Stevens

Mason Pettit

Alan Pope

Matthew Arkin

The Rock

Devin Ratray

Bruce Wong

Keong Sim

Leon Washington

Mike Britt

Matty Simms

Jeremy Redleaf

Mac

Madison Arnold

Leslie Hanrahan

Susan Louise O'Connor

Amy Stevens

Kerry O'Malley

Barry Stine

Alex Cranmer

Anna

Sarah Roberson

Woody Stone

Chuck Montgomery

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