Never Been Thawed

Mar 15, 2005

1h 27m

★ 4.2

Overview

A hilarious mockumentary about the delicious hobby of frozen food collecting and Christian rock band, The Christers. The film follows the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiast's Club as they plan their first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Stan

Greg Behrendt

Dan

Kent Voss

Shawn

Sean Anders

Christian Band Slut

Andrea Anders

Shelly / TTY Operator

Shelly Frasier

Vince

Mike Gordon

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