C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America

Jun 24, 2005

1h 29m

★ 5.7

What if the South had won the War?

Overview

Through the eyes of a British "documentary", this film takes a satirically humorous, and sometimes frightening, look at the history of an America where the South won the Civil War.

Genres

War

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Hodcarrier Films

C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America Trailers

Cast

Confederate Family Dad

Greg Kirsch

Sherman Hoyle

Rupert Pate

Bobby

Ryan L. Carroll

Jefferson Davis

Brian Paulette

John Ambrose Fauntroy V

Larry Peterson

Patricia Johnson

Evamarii Johnson

Mr. Johnson

Greg Hurd

Blackface Abraham Lincoln

Kevin McKinney

Blackface Harriet Tubman

Will Averill

Cartwright Nurse

Kelly Mengelkoch

Cartwright Doctor

Matthew Simon

Ruben Weinstein

Robert Sokol

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