Up the Chastity Belt

Jan 14, 1972

1h 34m

★ 4.0

Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!

Overview

A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

EMI Films

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Cast

Lurkalot/Richard the Lionheart

Frankie Howerd

Sir Coward de Custard

Graham Crowden

Sir Braggart de Bombast

Bill Fraser

Nick the Pick

Roy Hudd

Robin Hood

Hugh Paddick

Scheherazade

Eartha Kitt

Flapalot

Derek Griffiths

1st Peasant

John Barrett

Landlord of The Blue Boar

Dave King

Lady Ashfodel

Anna Quayle

The Mistress Of The Bed Chamber - Lady-In-Waiting

Nora Swinburne

The Archbishop Of All England

Godfrey Winn

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Up the Chastity Belt

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