Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Nov 7, 2008

1h 40m

★ 6.3

The Army Will Never Be The Same

Overview

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Papa Joe Films

BenderSpink

Di Novi Pictures

Family Room Entertainment

Gerber Pictures

Grand Army Entertainment

Major Productions

Millennium Media

Emmett/Furla Films

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Cast

Private Megan Valentine

Jessica Simpson

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Vivica A. Fox

Sidney Green

Steve Guttenberg

Private Vicky Castillo

Aimee Garcia

Private Petrovich

Olesya Rulin

Private Hailey Hamamori

Keiko Agena

Private Connie Johnson

Jill Marie Jones

Sergeant Mills Evans

Ryan Sypek

Private Jeter

Cheri Oteri

Captain Greer

Gary Grubbs

Derek O'Grady

Bryce Johnson

Camille

Floriana Tullio

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