Sgt. Bilko

Mar 29, 1996

1h 30m

★ 5.9

All he ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

Overview

The US army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. Sergeant Ernie Bilko is the leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist in the armed forces.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Imagine Entertainment

Universal Pictures

Sgt. Bilko Trailers

Cast

Ernest Bilko

Steve Martin

Colonel Hall

Dan Aykroyd

Major Thorn

Phil Hartman

Rita Robbins

Glenne Headly

Wally Holbrook

Daryl Mitchell

Dino Paparelli

Max Casella

Duane Doberman

Eric Edwards

Tony Morales

Dan Ferro

Sergeant Henshaw

John Marshall Jones

Sam Fender

Brian Leckner

Luis Clemente

John Ortiz

Raquel Barbella

Pamela Adlon

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6.6

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

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6.7

The First Wives Club

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7.3

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6.6

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5.2

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0.0

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5.2

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6.6

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7.1

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7.3

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6.9

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0.0

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5.2

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5.7

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5.0

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6.4

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