The nice thing about war is that the person who kills you really has nothing against you. Personally.
A WWII military pilot makes a valiant effort to be certified insane in order to be excused from flying missions. But there's a catch.
Capt. John Yossarian
Col. Cathcart
Maj. Danby
Capt. Nately
Dr. "Doc" Daneeka
Lt. Col. Korn
Maj. Major Major
Chaplain Capt. A.T. Tappman
Nurse Duckett
1st Lt. Dobbs
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder
Brigadier General Dreedle