Don't Suck

Dec 1, 2023

1h 40m

★ 5.3

His comedy bites.

Overview

Pete Brennan is a middle-aged stand-up comedian who’s spent half his life chasing laughs in dingy dive bars & diners. When given a last shot at stardom to appear on a network special starring Russell Peters, he goes on tour to prepare. Yet he was not prepared for is his opening act, Ethan Barr, a 417-year-old vampire who just unleashed his thirst for blood by devouring a gun-wielding heckler after a rough show.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Fluffy Bear Studios

Don't Suck Trailers

Cast

Pete

Jamie Kennedy

Scarlett

Lauren Compton

Ethan

Matt Rife

Stephanie

Ellen Hollman

Carrot Top

Peggy

Lisa Wilcox

DJ Minky

Maurice Compte

Dale

Jimmie Walker

Sarah

Lauren Shaw

Darah

Emelina Adams

Russell Peters

Billy Ray

Brian Gross

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